TOO TIGHT

You know what I really do not understand? Is why people wear clothes that are too small for them. For example when girls wear shirts that are too short so their "flub" hangs out. Or when those so-called "emo" boys wear pants that are way too tight and are so small that they are incapable of pulling them above their ass. I don't know if they know their unattractive body is being revealed or they just think they look good. I don't mind if some people are a little over-weight, but when you make it obvious, then it gets a little uncomfortable. You have to learn to cover it up sometimes and find clothes that work with your body. These people will also have to learn that they can't wear belly shirts and super tight pants forever. When you grow up and begin your experience in the work force, you'll soon learn that you have to wear appropriate clothing. Depending on what departement you work in, you'll either have to wear super formal suits are maybe just nice-looking clothes. If you don't have to wear either of those, then you are not successful. In this world you have to dress for success, meaning no more belly shirts and tight pants. Either you go on a shopping spree and find some new clothes that work for you, or go on a diet so that you actuallty fit into your clothes.

Ed Hardy

I hate Ed Hardy. I absolutely despise the clothing line and every other piece of material they create. It is abysmal. I don't even understand why people would spend 200 dollars on one stupid looking shirt. I find it so tacky and so cheap looking. Ed Hardy is the exact opposite of fashion. If you wear Ed Hardy, you are a loser. If you are a girl, you probably look shameful and inexpensive. If you're a guy and you're wearing Ed Hardy, you look like a huge Gino, douche bag. Girls might pretend to like you because they think you have money, when really, you don't and you won't even get a girl in the end. Even saying the words Ed Hardy makes me cringe. All that comes to mind is greasy spiked hair, ripped pants, ugly sunglasses and a lot of jewelry, and I'm talking about guys. For all of you people out there here are a few tips: Ed Hardy will NOT make you look cool, look any less fat, get a lot of girls, make you look sexy and it will never help you make friends. Because if you wear Ed Hardy, you are absolutely guaranteed to be made fun of. My point is, do not wear Ed Hardy. If you're thinking of going out and buying a shirt or a hat from Ed Hardy, think twice! Because once you start wearing Ed Hardy, you start repelling every human being on this planet.