TOO TIGHT

You know what I really do not understand? Is why people wear clothes that are too small for them. For example when girls wear shirts that are too short so their "flub" hangs out. Or when those so-called "emo" boys wear pants that are way too tight and are so small that they are incapable of pulling them above their ass. I don't know if they know their unattractive body is being revealed or they just think they look good. I don't mind if some people are a little over-weight, but when you make it obvious, then it gets a little uncomfortable. You have to learn to cover it up sometimes and find clothes that work with your body. These people will also have to learn that they can't wear belly shirts and super tight pants forever. When you grow up and begin your experience in the work force, you'll soon learn that you have to wear appropriate clothing. Depending on what departement you work in, you'll either have to wear super formal suits are maybe just nice-looking clothes. If you don't have to wear either of those, then you are not successful. In this world you have to dress for success, meaning no more belly shirts and tight pants. Either you go on a shopping spree and find some new clothes that work for you, or go on a diet so that you actuallty fit into your clothes.

Ed Hardy

I hate Ed Hardy. I absolutely despise the clothing line and every other piece of material they create. It is abysmal. I don't even understand why people would spend 200 dollars on one stupid looking shirt. I find it so tacky and so cheap looking. Ed Hardy is the exact opposite of fashion. If you wear Ed Hardy, you are a loser. If you are a girl, you probably look shameful and inexpensive. If you're a guy and you're wearing Ed Hardy, you look like a huge Gino, douche bag. Girls might pretend to like you because they think you have money, when really, you don't and you won't even get a girl in the end. Even saying the words Ed Hardy makes me cringe. All that comes to mind is greasy spiked hair, ripped pants, ugly sunglasses and a lot of jewelry, and I'm talking about guys. For all of you people out there here are a few tips: Ed Hardy will NOT make you look cool, look any less fat, get a lot of girls, make you look sexy and it will never help you make friends. Because if you wear Ed Hardy, you are absolutely guaranteed to be made fun of. My point is, do not wear Ed Hardy. If you're thinking of going out and buying a shirt or a hat from Ed Hardy, think twice! Because once you start wearing Ed Hardy, you start repelling every human being on this planet.

One of the many great aspects of high school is being able to make fun of the sluts. Chicks think that school is all about impressing everyone else, when in reality, you're just there to learn, and no one really cares what you wear or how you do your make up. Guys are able to wear sweats and not do anything extravagant for school, and it makes no difference. Why do girls feel the need to look good all the time? This may be a hypocritical article, because I myself care about my appearance, but i don't wear tight clothes and revealing shirts every day. Some girls at my school have been wearing dresses,skirts and shorts basically all winter. I don't understand it. It's cold outside, so why don't you wear something that will keep you warm? This one girl, wears something slutty every day. She acts like shes the shit when most people actually don't like her. She walks around like she's so hot and she thinks everyone is looking at her, when they are but not for the reasons she thinks. Maybe if she was herself people would like her. People need to realize that life is not a fashion show.
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Get Out of My Way!

Have you ever been late for class and rush down the hallways only to be stopped by a slow walker? Or simply walking at a regular pace but were stopped by someone walking in slow motion? Yes, I believe we all have. We all have experienced what it's like to be stuck behind a clueless and obnoxious slow walker. Whether they are listening to their ipod or texting on their phone, or even both! Slow walkers normally walk in the middle of the sidewalk or hallway with their head slightly tilted down just living in their own little world. They don't even stop to realize that someone just MIGHT be walking behind them. Not to mention the fact that you are walking in the middle of some sort of transportation route. How can you be so oblivious to the fact that you are causing a bottleneck in the flow of the main thoroughfare? You would have to be an idiot or a really huge jerk to walk so slowly in front of a pact of people. Although most of the time they don't even realize that they're slow walking has held you up, the person behind you and so forth, causing a huge conjunction of annoyed people. I for one have a very difficult time walking down the hallway. I am five foot nine and I am mostly leg, therefore I walk pretty fast compared to the average walker. Which is a billion times worse when walking behind a slow walker. They are on my top five list for most annoying people ever. They make me want to kick them down the stairs or trip them so I can walk over them. I would do anything to get those oblivious, obnoxious people to walk just a tad bit faster.

Global Warming

I have heard many stories about global warming and whether they're true or false, it is still extremely annoying. The government and society have been pushing this subject for way too long. Even if it isn't a huge scandal, I don't even care anymore. They have made such a huge deal about global warming that I've completely lost interest in the matter. Any early spring or surprisingly warm day is now blamed on global warming. I don't know whether they're simply trying to reduce pollution by scaring us or if it's actually true, but I don't give a crap about it anymore. At first I was really concerned about the earth, the animals and what it could lead to, but after listening to the same speeches and videos over and over again, I got a little fed up. Let's be honest here, how many times have you watch " The Inconvenient Truth?" That really got everyone worked up. The one situation that aggravated me the most was my last years' exam period. Although I'm aware that CO2 is a chemical compound and all, but that is no reason to make almost half our science exam about global warming. The worst one was my history exam. Again, I am aware that in the past we have had some changes in our temperatures, but that wasn't what our exam was suppose to be based on. It was suppose to deal with the Indians, the Renaissance, the french and World War 2, but no, GLOBAL WARMING. I'm almost positive there are a lot of other people out there who would definitely agree with me. Global warming has become a very annoying and irritating topic and that if people continue to force the cause upon others, they will most likely be ignored.

Airport Etiquette

I just recently got back from vacation, which resulted in a lot of travelling. I love to travel, but I cannot stand airports and the plane ride. First off, luggage check-in. If you know the weight limit is 50, why pack your bag to it's maximum capacity? Especially if you're going somewhere when you know that you are going to be buying souvenirs for yourself and friends. The family in front of us had a luggage that was 26 pounds over-weight, completely ridiculous. Then comes security. Not only is it an extremely long and exhausting process, it can also be very annoying. Everyone has a habit of watching people, especially when you're stuck with them for an hour waiting to be harassed by the high and mighty security. Some of these individuals can be seriously annoying. Sometimes they're not even talking, it's just the way they look or dress or even how they hold themselves. It definitely makes the process much more painful. Then comes the actual security check where the stupid people really shine. It says to take off your shoes, so DO it. It says to put all metal or electronic devices into the bucket, so take your phone out of your pocket and realize that loose change, earrings and belt buckles actually set off the alarm. As for the women, do NOT bring face cream or lip gloss or any toiletries because they're just going to take it away, no matter how expensive it was. Then comes the dreaded plane ride. Where you have to endure through the pushy flight attendants, the crying babies, the snorers and many many more. One of my personal favorites are the people who don't realize their surroundings and push back their chair as far back as possible so the people behind them have no room to move. I unfortunately for plane rides, have very long legs, and would greatly appreciate those assholes to maybe push back slowly so that you don't blow out my knee or spill my drink all over me. Or of course don't push back at all. Then comes the end of the ride, the massive rush to get off the plane. Some people act as if there is a bomb aboard the plane and so they must get off as soon as possible. Unless you actually have somewhere to be, there really is no rush. There will still be a line up waiting for you at customs anyways. My point being, when in an airport or on the airplane, just follow the rules, it's as simple as that.

What Not to Wear: Thug Edition

Something that i cannot stand are stupid thunggin' gangsters. From how they wear their hats sideways like an idiot to their sagging pants that show half their ass. They not only look gross but they look stupid. Do they not realize they're wearing clothes that are ten times their size? News Flash, being a "thug" is not "cool" anymore, pull up your pants. Also, the purpose of a hat is to block the sun or for warmth or simply for style. Unlike you freaks who wear stupid ed hardy or "blingn'" hats sideways. One day you're going to have to grow up and realize people will never take you seriously if you continue to dress like that. You gangsters are completely disrespectful and ghetto. All you will ever be are uneducated bullies who can only succeed when it comes to illegal matters. You're not intimidating anyone with your so-called "tough" look, so please stop acting like you're "the shit," because you're not. Some day all of you will have to realize how stupid and immature you really look. I really hope you realize it sooner than later, because us civilized people are sick and tired of seeing your "thuggin'" asses everywhere.

Speak Up

Has someone ever said something to you that you didn't fully understand? So you ask them what they said and they just respond with an angry "forget it?" Yes i know, it's quite annoying. I can't stand when people do this to me, especially if it was something important. It's not my fault if you mumble and don't enunciate your words properly. If I ask you "what" that means I am interested in what you have to say, therefore you should be a bit more polite and tell me what you wanted to say. Just the other day I was having a heart to heart with one of my friends, until he began to mumble. I understand that he was in a bad mood and that he probably didn't want to speak too loud, but that is no reason to get upset with me. I asked him what was wrong, he mumbled the answer, so I asked him to repeat himself. Instead of responding like a sane human being, he practically yelled "just f*** off!." That instantly pissed me off and I felt zero sympathy for him. I didn't get mad at him for being too lazy to speak properly, so how does he have the right to snap at me like that? Nobody likes mumblers and nobody likes being being spoken to in that manner. To all of those lazy mumblers out there, chin up, speak up and for god's sake ENUNCIATE!

Barking Beasts

I own two very large, very loud Bernese mountain dogs. They have a habit of barking at anything and everything that makes a slight movement or sound. Also, because they are such large animals, they have a loud, booming bark that you could wake you up in your sleep. In fact, they have woken me up, almost every weekend! After a tiring week at school I like to sleep in on my weekends so that I can catch up on my sleep, not likely. My dogs make sure I'm up every Saturday and Sunday around seven o'clock in the morning! Why you might ask? Because a friendly neighbor was simply trying to walk their dog outside or even walk with their family. My dogs can't go one day without shaking the whole house. Although I am thankful, because with them around, no one will ever want to break into our house. I would love to see someone try and break into my house with my dogs around, they would be lucky if they left with all of their limbs. But that still doesn't ignore the fact that they still annoy me to death. What bugs me the most is when I knock on my sisters' doors or place something down on my counter and they go ballistics. They also don't stop barking for a good 3 minutes, which is so lovely to hear at 9:30 in the morning. I am aware that there is no solution to my predicament, I just felt the need to express my feelings towards my dogs. Whom I love very very much, despite their lack of respect and politeness towards my sleeping schedule.

Inconsiderate Interrupters

Another huge pet peeve of mine would be when people interrupt me. Whether it's the person I'm talking to or someone coming into the conversation. I find it incredibly rude and incredibly annoying. I'll simply be talking to a friend, when someone else jumps in and starts to talk over me as if I'm not even there. They don't pardon or excuse themselves, they just start talking while it is obvious that I am. The worst is when you're talking to someone and they don't look at you while you're talking, then you realize they're not listening. Then when you tap them or ask them what you just said, they just be like "oh, sorry i wasn't listening." Thanks a lot. The one's I want to slap the most are the ones that interrupt someone else's conversation. The one's that just butt in and think what they have to say is so much more important than what everyone has to say. It's not like I'm talking too slow or too quietly, you people just can't be polite. You can't even manage to say "excuse me" or "sorry do you mind if I ask so and so a question?" Here is a bit of advice for all of you interrupters out there; think before you speak! We listen to what you have to say, even if it puts us to sleep, it's the polite thing to do!