Get Out of My Way!

Have you ever been late for class and rush down the hallways only to be stopped by a slow walker? Or simply walking at a regular pace but were stopped by someone walking in slow motion? Yes, I believe we all have. We all have experienced what it's like to be stuck behind a clueless and obnoxious slow walker. Whether they are listening to their ipod or texting on their phone, or even both! Slow walkers normally walk in the middle of the sidewalk or hallway with their head slightly tilted down just living in their own little world. They don't even stop to realize that someone just MIGHT be walking behind them. Not to mention the fact that you are walking in the middle of some sort of transportation route. How can you be so oblivious to the fact that you are causing a bottleneck in the flow of the main thoroughfare? You would have to be an idiot or a really huge jerk to walk so slowly in front of a pact of people. Although most of the time they don't even realize that they're slow walking has held you up, the person behind you and so forth, causing a huge conjunction of annoyed people. I for one have a very difficult time walking down the hallway. I am five foot nine and I am mostly leg, therefore I walk pretty fast compared to the average walker. Which is a billion times worse when walking behind a slow walker. They are on my top five list for most annoying people ever. They make me want to kick them down the stairs or trip them so I can walk over them. I would do anything to get those oblivious, obnoxious people to walk just a tad bit faster.